OK, people. Why can’t you eat your meals elsewhere and not on the bus? It’s gross. No not the natural act of eating in general. Well that depends on an individual's eating skills so as not to consume food like a slob. But even slobs have the common decency to eat on a non-moving vehicle. And before the bigger ones in the audience chime in – no I don’t mean you. When I say slob, I mean someone who despite being taught how to eat neatly from their parents, how to use napkins, to eat with their mouth closed and other things, proceed to chew like a farmland cow, dribbling food all down their face and around themselves.
This grossness is amplified x1000 on a cramped, moving vehicle. You know why? Because on said vehicle, you sit closer to the sights, the smells, the sounds, you experience it all and you can’t move away to avoid it. Also, said eaters without fail are sloppy too, dripping it everywhere including the floor.